Family Planning Incentive

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Family Planning Incentive

Postby Rocky » Wed Jan 30, 2013 11:46 am

Family Planning Incentive

God Decided To Encourage People To Have Less Children And Introduced An Award Scheme.

During The Procedure At One Point He Concentrated On Learning About The Situation In India :

He First Met Jawaharlal Nehru In Heaven, And Asked Him How Many Children He Had During His Time On Earth. Nehru Replied Only One!

Happy With The Relatively Good Family Planning Adopted, God Awarded Nehru With A Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi Was Next, And God Asked The Same Question. She Replied She Had Two Children, And God Thought, Not Too Bad, So He Gave Indira A Bmw.

Dr. Radhakrishnan Was Next In Line. God Was Not Pleased To Hear That He Had Six Children, And Gave Him A Morris Eight As A Kind Of Punishment.

Sometime Later, The Three (nehru, Indira And Radhakrishnan) Going Around In Their New Cars, Saw Mahatma Gandhi On Foot!
Wondering What Went Wrong; They Asked Why God Hadn’t Been Merciful With Him.

The Mahatma Replied In Disgust, "god Did Not Even Ask Me! Some Idiots Had Told Him That I Was The Father Of The Nation!"
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